I dont fall for that :DDDD

Same as usual like those boring days . Me open up my facebook & as usual friend request i just accept not bothering who they are . Bomb lot of notification spamming together with friends . & Tons of message which i dint even bother to reply as they are mad retarded . But this message caught my attention .
The moment i read the first sentence i burst into laughter like mad i swear (Y) Super power one .


Ermm hmmm *Clear throats* Ps:// Me just trying to be dramatics here
Let's read this message .

hello....   (Oh yeah hellos)

sorry for disturbing u.. hope you have a few minutes of yoUr time reading this... (sure no problem i'm damn bored now)

...

I am filled with such light (what light ? UV ray uhs?)
That it fills me to the soul
Radiant and beautiful
Divine and free  (Oh kay shud up i dont understand anything here)

but i'm just a simple guy...  (Not really my problem)
who admires you =)  (ohhhh thankyou :D)


Your eyes still (what my eye still?)
And soft like the ocean (LAUGHS ! Soft like ocean ?! You touch my eye before ?)
Your hair smooth as silk (Oh please . My hair is effin damage with stupid split end , & Plastic texture after 2 time dying my hair brown last year 3 time of dying my hair black this year which still the color still doesnt want to cover my lovely brown)
...
The song in my heart (what song ? Wanna sing it out to me ? Just pay me for the window damage will do)
Is the curious part
That inner glow (wow! I dint realise you actually can see your heart? How much did you pay for the operation ? This is kinda interesting)
That keeps my hopes going (I'm gonna smash your hope)
...
Hope we can be friends...  (No way & I seriously hate people asking me this question . What you expect me to reply ? "yes sure ! Ofcause ! " , "Noooo fuck off")
as i made this poem... (You're not a very good poet sir . & No link you made this poem i have to be your friend ?)
my friend... (Have i even reply you that you can be my friend ? DUHHHHH)



any comments? (Oh yesss ! Read above & below please . Thankyou!)

.. hehe... you u like it... (*HOHOHO MERRY X'MAS!)I'm super duper sure you like mine too :DDDDDDD)



i know .. i'm just a stranger to u (I'm glad that you know).. but i hope we can be good friends by adding u up, here sa fb... (HAHAHAHHAHHH ! You think you can simply be my friend/good friend by adding me in facebook here ? Eat shit & try if you succeed than)
i-viewd ur primary profile picture...
nd..you caught my eyes...hehehe...


Thank You for reading my message.. (Thankyou for reading mine too ! Oh yes i did post big big in my facebook that i will blog something hilarious & THIS IT IS *Micheal Jackson* LAUGHS)

take care! (Please dont go emo & commit sucide :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD)